NOTE: This show is rated PG-13 for mild sexual innuendo. Parental discretion is advised.
Welcome to the Annual Holiday Variety Show and Christmas Pageant at St. Everybody’s Non-Denominational
Universalist Church, where all faiths are welcome because we’ll believe anything. They have a wide variety
of holiday acts scheduled to perform, with something sure to please everyone. But there’s a problem:
They are all having trouble getting to the Church. This is going to require some quick thinking to save the day and night.
Patrons are encouraged to bring a small wrapped gift for the gift exchange, if they wish to participate.
“Delightfully twisted holiday cheer. Christmas will never be the same once you share the holiday with the
inspired lunacy of the masters of condensing the classics.” San Diego Theatre World
